A Christmas Pudding leftovers hint
Left over Xmas pudding always a problem?
Get rid of it with lashings of guilt; here is how:
Slice Xmas pud, dip into sugar to coat it.
Fry in Butter.
Serve with something rich and creamy and boozy. Ah, Brandy butter.
From the Prue Leith “Guilty Secrets” cookery course.
Christmas Windows
Loadsa Chrissy winders in St Leonards, from the sublime to the gor blimey!
This one was sooo contemporary:
Norman and Punteresque decided it had everything the Bien Pensant are chattering about;
- Eiffel Tower for la belle Frogland’s duplicity
- Mercedes symbol for German industrial hegemony
- Italian Ski Lodge for Crimbo bunga bunga
And all in military grade marshmallow. So Clever! So Now!
(But you wonder where the smell of Old Lady pee comes from. Do non Norman Road caffs have the most genteel street drinkers in Sussex? Answers ona Post Card. Phhhnarr!)
So Not Norman Road.
Ceramic “artists”
Punteresque Thompson, the mystery shopper who kno allTM points out why Ceramic “artists” are Ceramic “artists”.
Its because their toys make such a lovely breaking sound when they are thrown from the pram.
Cycling
Did you know that next year you will be able to cycle from Bexhill to Hastings?
Utterly fabulous n’est pas?
Mr Thompson, Norman’s cousin thrice removed, has opened a book that it will be quicker than the road when the Olympic flame comes through, and is setting up a spoof toll en route.
We too will be having a grand opening ceremony with loud bangs provided by our Eastern European and Russian chums who live amongst us with such elan.
Investors welcome.
Punteresque Thompson Mystery Shopper