Cycling
Did you know that next year you will be able to cycle from Bexhill to Hastings?
Utterly fabulous n’est pas?
Mr Thompson, Norman’s cousin thrice removed, has opened a book that it will be quicker than the road when the Olympic flame comes through, and is setting up a spoof toll en route.
We too will be having a grand opening ceremony with loud bangs provided by our Eastern European and Russian chums who live amongst us with such elan.
Investors welcome.
Christmas Hissy fits, Buy one get one free!
But none on Norman Road I’m afraid. Some damned fine shopping in SHOP, where Eras of Style used to be, but only good cheer, serenity and bonza karma on Norman Road.
For Hissy fits, down the hill, right and right again, missing the big wet bit. Look for a big boaty thing.
Euro ‘aving a laff!
Norman Road, St Leonards on Sea, UK business acumen: lesson one.
“Pay in Euros Sir? Certainly. There is a small 500% surcharge, doncha kno?*”
*But you get a free haircut.
Vive la revolucion!
Or Yay! Strikey Wednesday. All the Public sector goes strikey, class war rediscovered by ‘leadership’, not many go shopping.
This is a picture of Tumbleweed taken tomorrow in Norman Road.
No shoppers, shopkeepers or strikey bretheren were harmed in the taking of this picture.
Ken Russell. Hovis
Maybe Lucy will have an exhibition.
Punteresque Thompson Mystery Shopper