» Days out by the seaside

Cycling

Norman — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 23:21:02 +0000

Did you know that next year you will be able to cycle from Bexhill to Hastings?

Utterly fabulous n’est pas?

Mr Thompson, Norman’s cousin thrice removed, has opened a book that it will be quicker than the road when the Olympic flame comes through, and is setting up a spoof toll en route.

We too will be having a grand opening ceremony with loud bangs provided by our Eastern European and Russian chums who live amongst us with such elan.

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Christmas Hissy fits, Buy one get one free!

Norman — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:23:03 +0000

But none on Norman Road I’m afraid. Some damned fine shopping in SHOP, where Eras of Style used to be, but only good cheer, serenity and bonza karma on Norman Road.

For Hissy fits, down the hill, right and right again, missing the big wet bit. Look for a big boaty thing.

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Euro ‘aving a laff!

Norman — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:25:37 +0000

Norman Road, St Leonards on Sea, UK business acumen: lesson one.

“Pay in Euros Sir? Certainly. There is a small 500% surcharge, doncha kno?*”

*But you get a free haircut.

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Vive la revolucion!

Norman — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:21:27 +0000

Or Yay! Strikey Wednesday. All the Public sector goes strikey, class war rediscovered by ‘leadership’, not many go shopping.

This is a picture of Tumbleweed taken tomorrow in Norman Road.

No shoppers, shopkeepers or strikey bretheren were harmed in the taking of this picture.

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Norman — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 10:23:13 +0000

Maybe Lucy will have an exhibition.

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Soooo busy

Norman — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:22:55 +0000

A chum of Le Grand Norm, on her travels, offering free Christmas stuff to local businesses is excited! Ecstatic! Overwhelmed!

In these hard times of retail Armageddon, with competition from t’intertubulars and the like, shops around this area are sooo busy.

Mostly it seems with reading crap novels* rather than serving customers, but Le Grand Norm is not going to be Mr Picky.
How could he? Norman Road is plus comme le bleedin’ Sahara on Mondays.

Things must be brilliant to survive without trade.

* Limited edition minds only:

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