“azur best restaurant ever”
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 4 May 2012 NEW

i recommend this restaurant to every i think that the food there is the best the steaks are amazing well seasoned and very juicy the lobsters are grate and if they ever run out of any thing its probably because there very popular and liz c you make every thing sound so terrible and the lobsters in the tank shows the food i fresh i think they recently changed the menu and the new menu is amazing me and my family go there lots the hole place is spotless and clean the service is amazing i thank David so much for all the grate service and grate selection of drinks there’s so much to say about it it’s so good i cant believe how grate it is any way about the lobster its the way the food chain works any way the waitresses are really kind beautiful and friendly the bu-fate is perfect and so is the bistro they have so meany grate fun activities to do like discos and party’s and recently they had a really funny comedy-on and a lot of people enjoyed it including a very jolly tax collector i really enjoyed it i really recommend this to every one who has a wedding or birthday coming up this is the best place to go its comfortable and has the best the balcony view is amazing the set up is the best i recommend it to every one who has ever fought of popping in.

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This site has a design thumbs down from Design Diva Officiale du Monde Seaside.

Which has got to be tad of a relief; now all you nice people will have more freedom to enjoy, knowing you don’t have to splutter, hiss, suck teeth or quibbulate about all that malarky.

St Leonards Designer younger & more boring than Mad Men

Norman is old enough to remember when ‘designer’ was a word of approval; happy days, I suppose.

Design Diva diving deep on the sea shore.

And it’s not: Dogfitti

His name could relate to a foodstuff, but we hope it denotes Scottish roots rather than daube de staffy

For in the time of the great water drought, where the hosepipe ban affected the counties of the south, the Lobster Twins appeared, giving a message of great comfort:

Don’t drink water

Drink Coffee!

At Little Larder, or The Love Cafe, Norman Road.

(Well a la mode Casa Michala, actually).

Metaphorically, ladies and gennulmen, metaphorically doncha know, Norman Road is strewn with bodies, filled with the murdered, replete with the dead.

And all because Michala’s Blueberry cheesecake is good enough to kill for.
And to die for.

(This is her Raspberry cheesecake. Also worth matricide)

You’ll find this luxury, this sine qua non of delight at Michala’s bit of Shop, on Norman Road, St Leonards.

Cake: better than brunch.

Norman was out walking the dog on Saturday lunch and saw that one of the local buildings was open: owned by Philip Oakley and his partner Olivia, the workshop and shop was there for all to see.

This is cool because Philip is an artist in lights, with a background of being the creative capitano at Blackpool. And in the illumination world you have to be a big bright bulb to be there.

This is worth a journey all by itself, details are here, (NB only open Saturdays).

“what is the most desirable street in st leonards on sea”

And the answer was Norman Road….

So it’s not just ole Norm blowing his horn but Great Aunty Google as well who thinks chez Norman Road is danged fine..
(Probably nicked a bottle of communion wine last week, naughty old baggage.)

“The Science of Crystal Healing” by Hibiscus Moon Blossom.

Truly inspirational n’est pas?

Anyway Phileas Dogg has visited the South Coast and luurved Love Cafe: not only dog friendly but pretty funky for the monkey too, (Phileas’s words, not Norm’s, gawd fawbid)

“Jane also LOVED the LOVE Café because the bubble and squeak she had for breakfast was in a perfect little patty, like a little round bun. The SAUSAGE was very good as well – so good that, even though it was mine, the photographer ended up eating about half of it.”

All attested to here: www.phileasdogg.com the only Uk travel guide by and for dogs.

Biker Dog exploring Great Britain for you, gentle reader..

Most of the Norman Road shops like dogs, especially anthropomorphic dogs wot can write. But today one antique shop owner is a tad iffy about them after his daughter’s puppy peed on a carpet with a name, Looie Carrottize or something. Puppies and old frog carpets don’t mix, as any fule kno.

Thanks Phileas, and Jane.